Reason Argues The Case, But Fact May

The Family Is On Its Way Out; Couples Go Next; Then No More Keeping Cats Or Parrots.

My Reluctant Charity Shames Both Me And The Recipient.

Opportunity Often Goes Begging. Luck, Never.

I Am Forbidden Sugar, Fat, And Alcohol. So Hooray, I Guess, For Oatmeal, Lemon Juice, And Chicken Soup.

Flattery And Insults Raise The Same Question: What Do You Want?