Realize How Good You Really Are.

Many Years Ago, When I Was Just About As Complete A Failure As One Can Become, I Began To Spend A Good Deal Of Time In Libraries, Looking For Some Answers. I Found All The Answers I Needed In That Golden Vein Of Ore That Every Library Has.

Do All Things With Love.

Laugh At Yourself And At Life. Not In The Spirit Of Derision Or Whining Self-pity, But As A Remedy, A Miracle Drug, That Will Ease Your Pain, Cure Your Depression, And Help You To Put In Perspective That Seemingly Terrible Defeat... Never Take Yourself Too Seriously.

Let Your Actions Always Speak For You, But Be Forever On Guard Against The Terrible Traps Of False Pride And Conceit That Can Halt Your Progress. The Next Time You Are Tempted To Boast, Just Place Your Fist In A Full Pail Of Water, And When You Remove It, The Hole Remaining Will Give You A Correct Measure Of Your Importance.

The Secret Of Success Is To Triple Your Rate Of Failure.