Reading Made Don Quixote A Gentleman, But

A Woman Whose Face Looked As If It Had Been Made Of Sugar And Someone Had Licked It.

My Schooling Did Me A Great Deal Of Harm And No Good Whatever; It Was Simply Dragging A Child's Soul Through The Dirt.

Your Father Is A Fool Skin Deep; But You Are A Fool To Your Very Marrow.

The English Have No Respect For Their Language, And Will Not Teach Their Children To Speak It.

Go Anywhere In England Where There Are Natural Wholesome, Contented And Really Nice English People; And What Do You Find? That The Stables Are The Real Centre Of The Household.