Race Seems To Me To Be Less

I Joined The Air Force. I Took To It Immediately When I Arrived There. I Did Three Years, Eight Months, And Ten Days In All, But It Took Me A Year And A Half To Get Disabused Of My Romantic Notions About It.

Let Me Tell You About Being Executive Producer. It Is Not A Job, It's A Title. Don't Go Around Asking Executive Producers What They Do Because They Don't Do Anything, Alright?

Doing Comedy Is As Easy As Doing Anything Else. You're Dependent Totally On The Material.

Let Me Be The First To Tell You, Drinking Alcohol Is The Worst Thing To Do In Cold Weather. Hot Soup Is The Best Because The Process Of Digesting Food Helps To Warm You Up.

I Have To Remind Myself That Some Birds Aren't Meant To Be Caged. Their Feathers Are Just Too Bright. And When They Fly Away, The Part Of You That Knows It Was A Sin To Lock Them Up Does Rejoice.