Quiet Is The Absence Of Sound. Silence

I Would Like, With The Sun Shining Through The Window On A Crisp Early-autumnal Mid-morning, With A Sufficiency Of Monster Cappucino Flowing In My Veins To Prompt Minimal Sentience, To Declare My View For The Record That Drummer Jokes Are A Cruel And Pernicious Form Of Humour Introduced To The World By Under-humoured Persons Lacking In Sensitivity And Concern For Other Drummers.

Music So Wishes To Be Heard That It Sometimes Calls On Unlikely Characters To Give It Voice.

There Is A Difference Between Being A Timekeeper And Keeping The Pulse Or Being In Step With The Pulse In The Band.

When A Record Company Makes A Mistake, The Artist Pays For It. When A Manager Makes A Mistake, The Artist Pays For It. When The Artist Makes A Mistake, The Artist Pays For It.

Music Is The Wine That Fills The Cup Of Silence.