Put. That Coffee. Down. Coffee's For Closers

Let The Cut Tell The Story. Otherwise You Have Not Got Dramatic Action, You've Got Narration.

Anyone Ever Lost In The Wild Knows That Nature Wants You Dead.

I'm Not The Guy To Ask About Politics. I'm A Gag Writer.

In Practice We, In The World, Must Do Business With Each Other.

In Chicago, We Love Our Crooks!