Put Away Your Worries, The World Is

A Mobile Phone Needs A Manual In The Way That A Teacup Doesn't

I Love Deadlines. I Like The Whooshing Noise They Make As They Go By.

God's Final Message To His Creation: 'we Apologize For The Inconvenience.

He Didn't Know Why He Had Become President Of The Galaxy, Except That It Seemed A Fun Thing To Be.

If Life Is Going To Exist In A Universe Of This Size, Then The One Thing It Cannot Afford To Have Is A Sense Of Proportion.