Puritanism. The Haunting Fear That Someone, Somewhere,

The Average Schoolmaster Is, And Always Must Be, An Ass.

There Are Two Impossibilities In Life: "just One Drink" And "an Honest Politician."

To Be In Love Is Merely To Be In A State Of Perceptual Anesthesia - To Mistake An Ordinary Young Woman For A Goddess.

I Am One Of The Few Goyim Who Have Ever Actually Tackled The Talmud. I Suppose You Now Expect Me To Add That It Is A Profound And Noble Work, Worthy Of Hard Study By All Other Goyims. Unhappily, My Report Must Differ From This Expectation. It Seems To Me, Save For A Few Bright Spots, To Be Quite Indistinguishable From Rubbish.

Living With A Dog Is Easy- Like Living With An Idealist.