Puppy Presents On The Rug. This Sucked.

People Ask Me What I Do In My Spare Time, And I Look At Them Blankly, Truly Believing That I Don't Even Have Spare Time, And If I Did, I'd Probably Use It For Something Mundane, Like Chipping Away At The Mound Of Laundry Rising To Dangerous Proportions In The Back Room.

You Think My Kids Just Popped Out Of The Ground?

You Bet Your Grannie's Panties I Will.

You Had This All Planned, Didn’t You?' I Accused. 'thought You Could Come In Here And Seduce Me Like You Do Everyone Else?' It Wasn’t As If I Could Be Angry, Lying Atop Him As I Was, But I Tried.

Minias Smiled. Great. Another Charming Demon. I Sort Of Prefer The Insane Ones.