Psychoanalysis: A Rabbit That Was Swallowed By

Stupidity Gets Up Early; That Is Why Events Are Accustomed To Happening In The Morning.

Nationalism Is The Love Which Ties Me To The Blockheads Of My Country, To The Insultors Of My Way Of Life, And To The Desecrators Of My Language.

It Is Uplifting To Lose One?s Faith In A Reality Which Looks The Way It Is Described In A Newspaper.

Since The Law Prohibits The Keeping Of Wild Animals And I Get No Enjoyment From Pets, I Prefer To Remain Unmarried.

Hate Must Make A Man Productive. Otherwise One Might As Well Love.