Programming In Basic Causes Brain Damage.

In The Good Old Days Physicists Repeated Each Other's Experiments, Just To Be Sure. Today They Stick To Fortran, So That They Can Share Each Other's Programs, Bugs Included.

Teaching Cobol Ought To Be Regarded As A Criminal Act.

Computer Science Has As Much To Do With Computers As Astronomy Has To Do With Telescopes.

Simplicity And Elegance Are Unpopular Because They Require Hard Work And Discipline To Achieve And Education To Be Appreciated.

Mentally Mutilated Potential Programmers Beyond Hope Of Regeneration.