Procrastinate Now, Don't Put It Off.

What Goes Up Must Come Down, Which Is Why I Don't Wear Tube Tops.

I Enjoy Growing Older And Wiser And Learning From My Mistakes Every Single Day.

There's Nothing I Know For Sure, Because I Know For Sure That Things Change.

I'm A Comedian, And I Definitely See The Humor In A Lot Of Things. I Am Also Sad A Lot. I Cry Often And Easily. I Think You're Supposed To Feel All Kinds Of Things. You're Supposed To Laugh, You're Supposed To Cry, You're Not Supposed To Shove Your Feelings Under The Rug.

The Only Thing That Scares Me More Than Space Aliens Is The Idea That There Aren't Any Space Aliens. We Can't Be The Best That Creation Has To Offer. I Pray We're Not All There Is. If So, We're In Big Trouble.