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You Learn To Write The Same Way You Learn To Play Golf... You Do It, And Keep Doing It Until You Get It Right. A Lot Of People Think Something Mystical Happens To You, That Maybe The Muse Kisses You On The Ear. But Writing Isn’t Divinely Inspired – It’s Hard Work.

"literature" Is Written Material That, 100 Years After The Death Of The Author, Is Forced Upon High School Students.

Never Ask What Sort Of Computer A Guy Drives. If He's A Mac User, He'll Tell You. If Not, Why Embarrass Him?

What The Government Is Good At Is Collecting Taxes, Taking Away Your Freedoms And Killing People. It's Not Good At Much Else.

Helicopters Don't Fly, They Vibrate So Badly The Ground Rejects Them.