Printer's Ink Is The Great Apostle Of

Nine-tenths Of The World Is Entertained By Scandalous Rumors, Which Are Never Dissected Until They Are Dead And, When Pricked, Collapse Like An Empty Bladder.

Money Is More Trouble Than It Is Worth.

The Darkest Hour In Any Man's Life Is When He Sits Down To Plan How To Get Money Without Earning It.

A Cigar Has "...a Fire At One End And A Fool At The Other."

Journalism Kills You, But It Keeps You Alive As Long As You're Doing It.