Pride Is All Very Well, But A

See A Pin And Pick It Up, And, All Day Long, You'll Have A Pin.

I Intend, Before The Endgame Looms, To Die Sitting In A Chair In My Own Garden With A Glass Of Brandy In My Hand And Thomas Tallis On The Ipod. Oh, And Since This Is England, I Had Better Add, "if Wet, In The Library." Who Could Say That This Is Bad?

The Three Rules Of The Librarians Of Time And Space Are: 1) Silence; 2) Books Must Be Returned By No Later Than The Date Shown; And 3) Do Not Interfere With The Nature Of Causality.

His Movements Could Be Called Cat-like, Except That He Did Not Stop To Spray Urine Up Against Things.

I Used To Think That I Was Stupid, And Then I Met Philosophers.