Pretending To Be 'normal' Is A Lot

My Job As The Writer Is To Fool You. Your Job As The Reader Is To See If You Can Catch Me At It.

You Can't Make Anyone Love You And You Can't Stop Anyone From Dying.

I Write Letters To My Right Brain All The Time. They're Just Little Notes. And Right Brain, Who Likes To Get Little Notes From Me, Will Often Come Through Within A Day Or Two.

Pay Enough For Anything And It Passes For Taste.

What Could Smell Better Than Supper Being Cooked By Someone Else?