Pretending To Be 'normal' Is A Lot

My Job As The Writer Is To Fool You. Your Job As The Reader Is To See If You Can Catch Me At It.

Smile. It Gives Your Face Something To Do.

Insecure People Have A Special Sensitivity For Anything That Finally Confirms Their Own Low Opinion Of Themselves.

Having Reached The Halfway Mark In The Alphabet, My Prime Focus Is On Writing Each New Book As Well As I Can.

There's Nothing Quite As Irksome As Someone Else's Mess.