Presidential Candidates Don't Chew Gum.

If We Can But Tear The Blindfold Of Self-deception From Our Eyes And Loosen The Gag Of Self-denial From Our Voices, We Can Restore Our Country To Greatness.

We Will Always Apply The Same Principles Of Collective Security, Prudent Caution, And Superior Weaponry That Enabled Us To Peacefully Prevail In The Long Cold War Against The Soviet Union.

With The Help Of Dedicated Americans From Our Party, Every Party, And No Party At All, I Intend To Mount That Stairway To Preach Peace For Our Nation And World.

I Believe In An America In Which The Fruits Of Productivity And Prosperity Are Shared By All, By Workers As Well As Owners, By Those At The Bottom As Well As Those At The Top; An America In Which The Sacrifices Required By National Security Are Shared By All, By Profiteers In The Back Offices As Well As Volunteers On The Front Lines.

Military Strength In Reserve Is Better Than Military Strength Being Reigned Upon The Other Side Including All Of Its Innocent Civilians.