President Bush Threw Out The First Pitch

Ignore What Other People Think. Most People Aren’t Even Paying Attention To You.

Ang Lee's Been Nominated For Best Director For "life Of Pi," Which Is What I'm Going To Call The Six Weeks After I Take This Dress Off.

I Believe Great People Do Things Before They Are Ready.

We Were Also Performing. We'd Give Them A List Of, Like, 'here's How We Want To Be Introduced' They'd Be Like, 'great' And Then 5 Minutes Later They'd Come Back, 'bad News: We Lost Your List. But Good News: We've Got A Trash Bag Full Of Weed!'

When In Doubt, Make Funny Faces.