President Bush Says Now He Is Sticking

Hillary Clinton Could Use One Of These Apple Watches. She Could Hook It Up To Her Secret Email Account. If You Want To Contact Hillary, She's At [email protected].

Ladies And Gentlemen, After What I've Been Through, I Am Happy Just To Be Wearing Clothes That Open In The Front.

The Cia Special Unit That Was Searching For Osama Bin Laden Has Been Disbanded. So I Guess, Mission Accomplished.

A Lot Of Folks Are Still Demanding More Evidence Before They Actually Consider Iraq A Threat. For Example, France Wants More Evidence. And You Know I'm Thinking, The Last Time France Wanted More Evidence They Rolled Right Through Paris With The German Flag.

President Obama's Trying To Work Out A Nuclear Deal With Iran, And The Republicans Are Steamed. They Got Together And Sent Iran A Letter About The Nuclear Deal. They Said If This Doesn't Work, By God, They're Going To Send Seth Rogen And James Franco.