Prepare To Live By All Means, But

The Price Of Justice Is Eternal Publicity.

A Cause May Be Inconvenient, But It's Magnificent. It's Like Champagne Or High Heels, And One Must Be Prepared To Suffer For It.

Ninety Percent Of The Friction Of Daily Life Is Caused By Tone Of Voice.

During A Long And Varied Career As A Bachelor, Dear Spouse [mock Platform Manner], I Have Noticed That Marriage Is Usually The Death Of Politeness Between A Man And A Woman.

If Egotism Means A Terrific Interest In One's Self, Egotism Is Absolutely Essential To Efficient Living.