Predicament, N. The Wage Of Consistency.

Monkey, N. An Arboreal Animal Which Makes Itself At Home In Genealogical Trees.

Opera, N. A Play Representing Life In Another World, Whose Inhabitants Have No Speech But Song, No Motions But Gestures And No Postures But Attitudes.

Childhood: The Period Of Human Life Intermediate Between The Idiocy Of Infancy And The Folly Of Youth - Two Removes From The Sin Of Manhood And Three From The Remorse Of Age.

Entertainment, N. Any Kind Of Amusement Whose Inroads Stop Short Of Death By Injection.

April Fool, N. The March Fool With Another Month Added To His Folly.