Prayers Without Wine Are Perfectly Pointless.

Hunger Knows No Friend But Its Feeder.

You Cannot Make A Crab Walk Straight.

Ignorance Can Be Cured, But Stupidity Is Forever

It Should Not Prejudice My Voice That I'm Not Born A Man, If I Say Something Advantageous To The Present Situation. For I'm Taxed Too, And As A Toll Provide Men For The Nation.

I Saw A Cavalry Captain Buy Vegetable Soup On Horseback. He Carried The Whole Mess Home In His Helmet.