Praising The Lord And Passing The Ammunition

I Have Been In The Witness Protection Program For The Last Three Weeks. I Campaigned For Ralph Nader. I'm Now Living As A Woman In Mississippi.

Airlines Are Interesting. They Not Only Favor Celebrities, They Court Them.

I Have Had Time To Analyze My Feelings. I Am Certain That They Are Totally Neurotic, Sexist, Silly, And A Big Waste Of Time.

The House Looks Like More Fun. It's Like The Donahue Show. The Senate Is Like One Of Those Sunday Morning Public Service Programs.

This Is Sesame Street. A Place Where People, Birds, Monsters All Live In Perfect Harmony.