Poverty Can't Be Eliminated By Punishing People

The French Are Sawed-off Sissies Who Eat Snails And Slugs And Cheese That Smells Like People's Feet. Utter Cowards Who Force Their Own Children To Drink Wine, They Gibber Like Baboons Even When You Try To Speak To Them In Their Own Wimpy Language.

Fishing... Is A Sport Invented By Insects And You Are The Bait.

Giving Money And Power To Government Is Like Giving Whiskey And Car Keys To Teenage Boys.

Never Strike Anyone So Old, Small Or Weak That Verbal Abuse Would Have Sufficed.

Because Of Their Cuisine, Germans Don't Consider Farting Rude. They'd Certainly Be Out Of Luck If They Did.