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I Travel Backwards And Forwards Quite A Lot. I Live Very Near To The Train Station. I'm Kind Of Playing At Being An Expatriate, I Suppose.

Every Woman I've Had A Relationship With Has Found This Maddening; The Fact That I Will Talk About Anything On The Stage, And Reveal All This Stuff, And Yet When I'm At Home, I Clam Up And Won't Discuss Anything Intimate Or Personal.

I Do Write Songs With A Political Dimension To Them Sometimes, But I'm Always Slightly Appalled By It When I Do.

I've Stuck To The Same Things For Twenty Years. I Try To Look Like A Slightly Edgy Geography Teacher. Like What A Geography Teacher Looked Like When I Was In School. Cords, Sensible Shoes And Glasses. I Never Liked Geography Much As A Subject Though. In Fact The Only Geography Teacher I Can Remember From School Was A Woman Who Had A Moustache.

You Can Do Anything When You're Famous. That's Why Famous People Are So Dumb.