Politics Is My Hobby. Smut Is My

My Mother Always Told Me That No Matter How Much You Dislike A Person, When You Meet Them Face To Face You Will Find Characteristics About Them That You Like. Jerry Falwell Was A Perfect Example Of That. I Hated Everything He Stood For, But After Meeting Him In Person, Years After The Trial, Jerry Falwell And I Became Good Friends.

If The Human Body's Obscene, Complain To The Manufacturer, Not Me.

Moses Freed The Jews. Lincoln Freed The Slaves. I Freed The Neurotics.

No One Understands That The First Amendment Is Only Important If You Are Going To Offend Somebody. If You're Not Going To Offend Somebody, You Don't Need Protection Of The First Amendment.

I've Always Felt That Feminism Was Just An Excuse For Ugly Women To March.