Politicians Love Change, But Of Details Only.

Money Gives Me More Energy Than All The Granola Bars In The World.

Humor Does Not Rescue Us From Unhappiness, But Enables Us To Move Back From It A Little.

Worried About Being A Dull Fellow? You Might Develop Your Talent For Being Irritating.

I Would Like To Be A Figment Of My Own Imagination, But Belly And Bowels Will Not Permit.

My Self-absorption Warms Me; Yours Boils Me.