Political Advice Is A Bit Like Your

Having A Disability Changes Your Whole Life, Not Just Your Attitude.

I Lost In '96, In Case The Word Hadn't Trickled Out, And So I Made A Few Commercials.

If You're Hanging Around With Nothing To Do And The Zoo Is Closed, Come Over To The Senate. You'll Get The Same Kind Of Feeling And You Won't Have To Pay.

When These Political Action Committees Give Money, They Expect Something In Return Other Than Good Government.

Sure, Losing An Election Hurts, But I've Experienced Worse. And At An Age When Every Day Is Precious, Brooding Over What Might Have Been Is Self-defeating. In Conceding The 1996 Election, I Remarked That "tomorrow Will Be The First Time In My Life I Don't Have Anything To Do." I Was Wrong. Seventy-two Hours After Conceding The Election, I Was Swapping Wisecracks With David Letterman On His Late-night Show.