Police, N. An Armed Force For Protection

Deliberation, N.: The Act Of Examining One's Bread To Determine Which Side It Is Buttered On.

Pastime, N. A Device For Promoting Dejection. Gentle Exercise For Intellectual Debility.

Magnitude, N. Size [that Is] Purely Relative. If Everything In The Universe Were Increased 1,000 Diameters Nothing Would Be Any Larger Than It Was Before, But If One Thing Remain Unchanged All The Others Would Be Larger Than They Had Been.

Backbite: To ''speak Of A Man As You Find Him'' When He Can't Find You.

Gout, A Physician's Name For The Rheumatism Of A Rich Patient