Point Me To 50 People Online Who

We Know That Inevitably The Millennials Will Get Old And Tired Again, And Then There Will Be The Bilennials Or Trilennials, Or Whatever The Next Generation Is, And We're All Going To End Up On Our Lawn Shaking Our Fists In A Bathrobe Yelling At The Moon.

I Remember Opening My Dad's Closet And There Were, Like, 40 Suits, Every Color Of The Rainbow, Plaid And Winter And Summer. He Had Two Jewelry Boxes Full Of Watches And Lighters And Cuff Links. And Just... He Was That Guy. He Was Probably Unfulfilled In His Life In Many Ways.

I Think Pets Are Great. They're Better Than Kids, That's For Sure.

I Think That We Live In A Moment In Time Where People Have A Lot Of Information About A Lot Of People Kind Of Instantly, But It's All Sort Of Surface Information And It Doesn't Really Mean Anything.

I'm Not Gay, And I'm Not A Superhero.