Poets Do Not Go Mad, But Chess

Man Does Not Live By Soap Alone; And Hygiene, Or Even Health, Is Not Much Good Unless You Can Take A Healthy View Of It Or, Better Still, Feel A Healthy Indifference To It.

Is Ditchwater Dull? Naturalists With Microscopes Have Told Me That It Teems With Quiet Fun.

Every Time A Man Knocks On A Brothel Door, He Is Really Knocking For God

The Reason That Angels Fly Is That They Take Themselves So Lightly.

Education Is Simply The Soul Of A Society As It Passes From One Generation To Another.