Plenty Of People Want To Be Pious,

Madmen And Fools See Everything Through The Medium Of Humor.

Hypocrisy Is The Homage Vice Pays To Virtue.

We Had Better Appear What We Are, Than Affect To Appear What We Are Not.

The Mark Of Extraordinary Merit Is To See Those Most Envious Of It Constrained To Praise.

As It Is The Characteristic Of Great Wits To Say Much In Few Words, So Small Wits Seem To Have The Gift Of Speaking Much And Saying Nothing.