Pleasure, N. The Least Hateful Form Of

I Think I Think, Therefore I Think I Am.

Deliberation, N.: The Act Of Examining One's Bread To Determine Which Side It Is Buttered On.

Debt, N. An Ingenious Substitute For The Chain And Whip Of The Slavedriver.

Politics: A Strife Of Interests Masquerading As A Contest Of Principles. The Conduct Of Public Affairs For Private Advantage.

Asperse, V.t. Maliciously To Ascribe To Another Vicious Actions Which One Has Not Had The Temptation And Opportunity To Commit.