Pleasure For Others Is The Only Pleasure

A Fine Morning's Killing, Ay! All Their Necks Wrung - All Dead Birds! Once They Could Fly - Fly And Swim! Fly And Swim! All Dead Now - And Sold Cheap In The Open Market!

For Though There Never Was So Much Reading Matter Put Before The Public, There Was Never Less Actual 'reading' In The Truest And Highest Sense Of The Term Than There Is At Present.

There Is No Wealth But Love.

I Never Married Because There Was No Need. I Have Three Pets At Home Which Answer The Same Purpose As A Husband. I Have A Dog Which Growls Every Morning, A Parrot Which Swears All Afternoon, And A Cat That Comes Home Late At Night.

Fame, Or Notoriety, Whichever That Special Noise May Be Called When The World Like A Hound 'gives Tongue' And Announces That The Quarry In Some Form Of Genius Is At Bay, Is Apt To Increase Its Clamor In Proportion To The Aloofness Of The Pursued Animal.