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The Other Major Kind Of Computer Is The "apple," Which I Do Not Recommend, Because It Is A Wuss-o-rama New-age Computer You Basically Just Plug In And Use.

Eugene Is Located In Western Oregon, Approximately 278 Billion Miles From Anything.

Hardware: This Is The Part Of The Computer That Stops Working When You Spill Beer On It.

I Will Vote For The First Candidate Who Promises To Use Nuclear Missiles Against Linkedin.

Unlike Cats Dogs Never Scratch You When You Wash Them. They Just Become Very Sad And Try To Figure Out What They Did Wrong.