Please Don't Invent A Debt That Does

My Old Man Taught Me Two Things: 'mind Own Business' And 'always Cut Cards.'

In The Eighty Or Ninety Years I Have Given To This Subject, Trying To Trace Out The Meanderings Of Their Twisty Little Minds, The Only Thing That I Have Learned For Certain About Women Is That When A Gal Is Gonna, She's Gonna. All A Man Can Do Is Cooperate With The Inevitable.

In A Society In Which It Is A Moral Offense To Be Different From Your Neighbor Your Only Escape Is To Never Let Them Find Out.

Take Big Bites. Anything Worth Doing Is Worth Overdoing.

A Friend Who Offers Help Without Asking For Explanations Is A Treasure Beyond Price