Platypus? I Thought It Was Pronounced Platymapus.

Be Original. The World Will Try To Fit You Into A Mold, But Carve Your Own Path.

I Feel Like I Have A Bowling Ball Sitting On My Hoohah! Apparently I Have A Lot Of Amniotic Fluid, So Whenever My Water Breaks It Will Be Like A Fire Hydrant!

I Think It's Ironic That I Fell In Love With A Man I Thought I Would Never Be Interested In Because He's An Athlete. I Was Always, 'an Athlete? Heck No.'

I Would Never Invite Cameras Into My Life Again.

Sorry I Don't Eat Buffalo.