Pity Is Woman's Sweetest Charm.

There Are Moments In Life When All We Can Bear Is The Sense That Our Friend Is Near Us; Our Wounds Would Wince At The Touch Of Consoling Words, That Would Reveal The Depths Of Our Pain.

Behind Every Fortune There Is A Crime.

He's Got His Dog Trained So That It Only Does It On Newspapers. The Trouble Is It Does It When He's Reading The Blasted Things.

A Vocation Is Born To Us All; Happily Most Of Us Meet Promptly Our Twin,--occupation.

The Victory Always Has A Lot Of Parents But The Defeat Is Always An Orphan.