Pity Is Easy, But It Is Difficult

Blow Your Brains Out And Do It Right, Make Sure It's On Prime Time And On Saturday Night.

You Look Like A Human Being, But You Don't Have A Mind Of Your Own.

Then I Got Together With My Brother And A Friend And We Decided To Play Dates. The More We Played, The More We Wanted To Do It. And It Got To A Stage Where We Wanted To Do It All The Time.

She Can't See Me Staring At Her Cause I'm Always Wearing Shades.

Arty Farty, You'll Never Fool Your Aunt, Who Knew You Picked Your Nose And Wet Your Pants.