Phonograph, N. An Irritating Toy That Restores

Absence Blots People Out. We Really Have No Absent Friends.

Loganimity, N. The Disposition To Endure Injury With Meek Forbearance While Maturing A Plan Of Revenge.

Kilt, N. A Costume Sometimes Worn By Scotchmen In America And Americans In Scotland.

Liar: A Lawyer With A Roving Commission.

Presidency, N. The Greased Pig In The Field Game Of American Politics.