Pets Are Found To Suffer From All

Pets Are Found To Suffer From All The Ailments Known To The Human.

Every Holiday On The Calendar, I Check In A Hotel And Fast - I Don't Eat, I Don't Drink, I Don't Talk.

White Folks Are The Luckiest People: Finally A Black President And He's A Behaved One. Went To The Best Schools, Best Colleges, Never Raises His Voice. I Ran For President In 1968. I Tell (audiences) If I Won, I Would Have Dug Up The Rose Garden And Planted Watermelon!

Coconut Milk Is The Only Thing On This Planet That Comes Identically To Mother's Milk.

Love Is Very Dangerous If You Just Have Love And Don't Have The Ability To Be Lovable.