Personally, I've Decided To Stop Evolving.

It Takes A Lot Of Adrenaline And Fear To Make Me Actually Write.

When You're Young, And Even At Times When You're Older, It's Hard To Fathom This: What Needs To Be Nurtured Is The Stuff That's Different, That Sets You Apart From The Pack, Rather Than The Stuff That Helps You Blend In.

Zingers Should Glow With Intelligence As Well As Drip With Contempt.

Wooing The Press Is An Exercise Roughly Akin To Picnicking With A Tiger. You Might Enjoy The Meal, But The Tiger Always Eats Last.

Tweetin' Ain't Cheatin'.