Perhaps You Should Bite Me", Bobby Pendragon.

Aja Gave Loor An Up And Down Once-over. She Then Said, "is Loor A Man's Name Or A Woman's Name?" Ouch. Loor Answered, "it Is The Name Of A Legendary Hero On Zadaa. A Woman." Really?" Aja Said. "what Did She Do That Was So Heroic?" She Killed Her Enemies And Ate Them.

There Are Two Types Of People In This World. People Who Hate Clowns...and Clowns. (bobby Pendragon)

If You Work Hard Doing The Wrong Job, Is It Really Work? Or Is It Some Kind Of Fakery?

We Took The Elevator Back Down From The First Observation Level Of The Eiffel Tower And Started Walking In He Direction Of The Taj Mahal

Do You Know How Hard It Is To Gather Seventy Thousand People? Especially People Who Are Confused And Scared That They Might Be Eaten By Hungry Dinosaurs?