Perhaps What You Call Conventionality, I Call

Even A Broken Heart Doesn't Warrant A Waste Of Good Paper.

Walking Down Belmotte Was The Oddest Sensation-- Every Step Took Us Deeper Into The Mist Until At Last It Closed Over Our Heads. It Was Like Being Drowned In The Ghost Of Water.

How I Wish I Lived In A Jane Austen Novel!

...with Stories Even A Page Can Take Me Hours, But The Truth Seems To Flow Out As Fast As I Can Get It Down.

Many Dogs Can Understand Almost Every Word Humans Say, While Humans Seldom Learn To Recognize More Than Half A Dozen Barks, If That. And Barks Are Only A Small Part Of The Dog Language. A Wagging Tail Can Mean So Many Things. Humans Know That It Means A Dog Is Pleased, But Not What A Dog Is Saying About His Pleasedness.