Perhaps I'm Too Saucy Or Provoking?

Instead Of Cursing The Darkness, Light A Candle.

Mankind Naturally And Generally Love To Be Flatter'd.

You Can Not Pluck Roses Without Fear Of Thorns, Nor Enjoy A Fair Wife Without Danger Of Horns.

Mankind Are Dastardly When They Meet With Opposition.

Who Is Rich? He That Is Content. Who Is That? Nobody.