Oops! I Always Thought Peta Stood For

Speak From The Balls, Not From The Diaphram.

'sympathy For The Devil' Is Just Another Way Of Saying 'compassionate Conservative'.

As Shakespeare Said, There's Nothin' Cooler Than Droppin' The 'g's Off Of Gerunds!

Don't Cry Over Spilled Milk. By This Time Tomorrow, It'll Be Free Yogurt.

One Day,i Might Be Able To Tell My Grandkids I Interviewed The Last President Of The United States.