Performance Is An Act Of Faith.

We Pity Or Condemn The Communist Peoples Of The World For Being Bound In The Chains Of Doctrine. So Are We. Our Doctrine Runs As Follows: Our Way Is The Only Way.

Certain Kinds Of People Become Republicans And Certain Kinds Of People Become Democrats, And ... It's More Than A Matter Of Party Affiliation. It's A Way Of Thinking And Being.

Lie Down And Listen To The Crabgrass Grow.

It Is Television's Primary Damage That It Provides Ten Million Children With The Same Fantasy, Ready-made And On A Platter.

The Ultimate Cynicism Is To Suspend Judgment So That You Are Not Judged.