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As Long As The Human Race Is Able To Concern Itself With More Than Mere Survival, Soccer Will Have Its Place.

A True Bond Of Friendship Is Usually Only Possible Between People Of Roughly Equal Status. This Equality Is Demonstrated In Many Indirect Ways, But It Is Reinforced In Face-to-face Encounters By A Matching Of The Posture Of Relaxation Or Alertness.

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There Are One Hundred And Ninety-three Living Species Of Monkeys And Apes. One Hundred And Ninety-two Of Them Are Covered With Hair. The Exception Is A Naked Ape Self-named Homo Sapiens. The Zoologist Now Has To Start Making Comparisons. Where Else Is Nudity At A Premium.