People Who Care For You Inevitably Become

Computer Dating? It's Terrific If You're A Computer!

The Only Merciful Thing About Drug Abuse Is The Speed With Which It Devastates You. Alcoholics Can Take Decades To Destroy Themselves And Everyone They Touch. The Drug Addict Can Accomplish This In A Year Or Two. Of Course, Suicide Is Even More Efficient.

One Of The Keys To Happiness Is A Bad Memory.

I'm Beginning To Feel That The Real Endangered Species On Planet Earth Are Not The Whales And The Elephants But Those Of Us Who Can Laugh At The World And Ourselves. ... I Fear The Dry Turn Of The American Mind, This Focus On The Literal, As Much As I Fear Our Capacity For Self-destruction. We've Become Hagridden By Facts, Obsessed With Product Instead Of Process. Where's The Energetic Wit, The Looney Outlook, The Frivolity, The Lightness Of Comforting Laughter? It Has Become Fashionable To Know And Unfashionable To Feel, And You Can't Really Laugh If You Can't Feel.

Aunt Mimi Possessed A Horror Of Silence, Which She Battled With Endless Chat. The Typhoid Mary Of The Telephone Started Her Calls At 6:30 Each Morning.