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You Know, If Your Parents Didn't Have You, They'd Be Living In A Nicer Home, Driving A Mercedes-benz, With Money In The Bank And A Boat. But Noooooo. They Had To Have You! You've Got To Give Back!

I'm 64, But I Act Like I'm Still 12. I Go To Schools. At Colleges, They Come Out In Droves, They Almost Scare Me. I Think It's Just To See If I'm Still Alive. After I Work Them Out - And It's Not Easy - I Sit Them Down And We Have A Serious Talk. Are They Eating? Working On Their Body? I Can Say Things Parents Won't Say. No Matter Where I Go, I Talk To Each One Individually After I Teach. They Tell Me Things Like, 'i'm Starving, Guys Like Girls Thinner.' I Give Them Concrete Advice About Self-image And Self-worth.

You Shouldn't Make Fun Of People Who Have Issues.

Therell Always Be Some Weird Thing About Eating Four Grapes Before You Go To Bed, Or Drinking A Special Tea, Or Buying This Little Bean From El Salvador.

Our Children Are Obese, Either Have Or Being Threatened By Diabetes, High Blood Pressure, High Cholesterol, And Not Socially Adjusting Properly To Others Because Of A Lack Of Fitness.